So Gauzythreads is having a birthday because apparently just EVERYONE is born in August?!? GOOD MONTH I GOTTA SAY. And also apparently Gauzy’s birthday is not gonna involve cake OR wacky hats which NOT SO GOOD I CANNOT APPROVE THIS MESSAGE but on the other hand it will probably not involve burning down a kitchen while sticking candles in an apple either.
Anyway I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS AS HAPPY AS IT CAN BE IN THE HATLESS CIRCUMSTANCES and that you return from hiatus as soon as is healthy! Also now I want to give everyone in the cast personal aprons whoops.